Calling People 'sweetheart' Makes Most

I Get Worried For Young Girls Sometimes; I Want Them To Feel That They Can Be Sassy And Full And Weird And Geeky And Smart And Independent, And Not So Withered And Shriveled.

There's Only, Like, Five Perfectly Symmetrical People In The World, And They're All Movie Stars, And They Should Be, Because Their Faces Are Very Pleasing To Look At, But The Rest Of Us Are Just A Jangle Of Stuff, And The Earlier You Learn That You Should Focus On What You Have And Not Obsess About What You Don't Have, The Happier You Will Be.

It’s Never Overreacting To Ask For What You Want And Need.

Aw, I Feel Bad If [taylor] Was Upset. I Am A Feminist, And She Is A Young And Talented Girl. That Being Said, I Do Agree I Am Going To Hell. But For Other Reasons. Mostly Boring Tax Stuff.

An Interesting Thing About The Beginning Of Our Friendship And Professional Collaboration [with Tina Fey] Was That The Improve Scenes We Would Do Together Were Basically Dramatic And Not Funny At All.