Caleb Could Be So Testy

Aren’t You Ever Satisfied? I Swear If I Were Mortal, I’d Be Limping From Our Last Go-round. If Not Dead. We Really Need To Find You A Hobby Other Than Jumping On Top Of Me. (acheron)

You Know, I Would Date If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. But Most Are Such A Waste Of Time That I’d Rather Sit At Home And Watch Reruns Of Hee Haw.

Don’t, Cassandra. (wulf) Oh, Please. I Just Want To Choke Her For A Few Minutes. (cassandra)

Oh Yeah, This Was So Comforting. Like A Porcupine In A Condom Factory.’ (danger)

I Don’t Like Your Hair Black. (artemis) And I Don’t Like Your Head Attached To Your Shoulders. Guess We Can’t All Have What We Want, Huh? (acheron)