Bren Macguff: Well, Honey, Doctors

The Stuff I Write Isn't Strictly Autobiographical, But It's Personal, If That Makes Any Sense. It Draws All These Little Incidents And People Out Of My Life And Then Contorts Them.

Juno Macguff: You Can Never Have Too Many Of Your Favorite One Calorie Breath Mints.

I Have A Huge Repertoire. I Love Karaoke.

Well, To Aspiring Writers, I Would Tell Them That We Live In A Wonderful Time Where You're Able To Make Your Work Visible, Easily.

Gas Attendant: "thata Ain't No Etch-a-sketch. Thats One Doodle That Can't Be Un-did Home Skillet.