God Designs People's Emotions So

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.

The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.

Intelligence Is A Measure Of How Well You Function Within Your Level Of Awareness.