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I Think I'm Good With Actors. I Like Directing Actors. I Also Like To Show Up And Just Do An Acting Gig. Where I'm Just A Hired Gun, I Don't Have To Have An Opinion On Anything.i Never Got Involved In All This Stuff Because I Wanted To Control Stuff; I Got Involved In Writing And Producing Because I Wasn't Getting Interesting Acting Gigs. In A Way I'm Grateful That I Didn't Get Interesting Roles, Because It Made Me Pull My Finger Out And Do Some Work.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

There Were Days When We Used To Say, What Was In Today's Paper Is Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.when I Became Successful, I Enjoyed Myself A Little.

I Find Impressionists Slightly Annoying, Really.

Sadly, I Can't Say The Same For My Father, Who Is Probably In A Different Place - Hell.