Better Not Think Too Much.

My Heart Says One Thing. My Head Says Another. Very Hard To Get Your Heart And Head Together In Life.

Money Is Not Everything, But It Is Better Than Having One's Health.

I Was Nauseous And Tingly All Over. I Was Either In Love Or I Had Smallpox.

Having Sex Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

You Always Think Another Time Would Have Been Ideal For You . . . The Reality Is There Was No Novocaine When You Went To The Dentist.