Ban Walking Sticks In Wilderness.

Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege.

If You Were To Open Up A Baby's Head - And I Am Not For A Moment Suggesting That You Should - You Would Find Nothing But An Enormous Drool Gland.

I Watched As An Extremely Nerdy Exhibitor - I'm Talking About A Guy Who Makes Bill Gates Look Like Brad Pitt.

It Is A Scientific Fact That Your Body Will Not Absorb Cholesterol If You Take It From Another Person's Plate.

The Method Preferred By Most Balding Men For Making Themselves Look Silly Is Called The Comb Over.