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If The Pain Wanders, Do Not Waste Your Time With Doctors.

Most Sermons Sound To Me Like Commercials - But I Can't Make Out Whether God Is The Sponsor Or The Product.

Whether Or Not You Love Television, You've Got To Admit That It Certainly Loves Itself.

Pull Yourself Together' Is Seldom Said To Anyone Who Can.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.