Anything Worth Knowing Cannot Be

When I Am In New York, I Want To Be In Europe, And When I Am In Europe, I Want To Be In New York.

Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. Every Once In Awhile He Needs A Salad.

I Was Walking Through The Woods, Thinking About Christ. If He Was A Carpenter, I Wondered What He Charged For Bookshelves.

In My Next Life I Want To Live Backwards. Start Out Dead And Finish Off As An Orgasm.

It Is Clear The Future Holds Great Opportunities. It Also Holds Pitfalls. The Trick Will Be To Avoid The Pitfalls, Seize The Opportunities, And Get Back Home By Six O'clock.