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I'm An Optimist - I Feel Like An Amazing Part Of Life Is That At Any Moment.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

When I'm Dating Someone, I Have A List Called My 'oh No Nos.' If A Woman Commits A Oh No No, It Can End The Relationship. Not Loving '90s R&b Music Is #3 On The Oh No Nos List. Girl Don't Even Know Who Ginuwine Is.

Yeah, I've Been A Little Down. Totally Natural. I'm Getting A Divorce, But Now I'm Ready To Pull Myself Up By Some G-strings.

Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But I Say 'the Tails'. Just Another Example Of Innovation.