Adults Are Just Obsolete Children

The News Just Came In From The County Of Keck That A Very Small Bug By The Name Of Van Vleck Is Yawning So Wide You Can Look Down His Neck. This May Not Seem Very Important, I Know, But It Is, So I'm Bothering Telling You So.

The Sun Did Not Shine. It Was Too Wet To Play. So We Sat In The House. All That Cold, Cold, Wet Day.

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And ¾ Percent Guaranteed) Kid, You'll Move Mountains.

Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter And Those Who Matter Don't Mind. Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.

Children's Reading And Children's Thinking Are The Rock-bottom Base Upon Which This Country Will Rise.