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When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.

Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's No Holds Barred, As It Should Be.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.