A Woman Ought To Look

To Talk Easily With People, You Must Firmly Believe That Either You Or They Are Interesting. And Even Then It's Not Easy.

Women Are Never Landlocked: They're Always Mere Minutes Away From The Briny Deep Of Tears.

Always Live Up To Your Standards — By Lowering Them, If Necessary.

Women Go To Beauty Parlors For The Unmussed Look Men Hate.

After He Has Had His Tantrum, The Neurotic Expects Those Around Him To Feel Friendly And Relaxed; After All, He Does.