A Lecturer Often Makes You

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.