A Friend Of Mine Once

Even Great People Are Always Slightly Disappointing, Which Is Generally What Makes Them Interesting.

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare.

I Think It's Always Funny When You See Kids Do Shakespeare. When I Was At School, I Was In Hamlet. I Played Claudius, Who's Supposed To Be A 60-year-old Man, And I Was Like 18. It's Inherently Ridiculous Seeing 18-year-old Boys With Gray Beards. That's Always Funny.

I'm Just A Good Catholic Boy - I Do Naughty Things And Feel Guilty About Them.