A Cowboy Is A Farm

I'm A Humanist; I'd Rather Kill A Man Than A Snake.

Football Is A Game For Trained Apes. That, In Fact, Is What Most Of The Players Are -- Retarded Gorillas Wearing Helmets And Uniforms. The Only Thing More Debased Is The Surrounding Mob Of Drunken Monkeys Howling The Gorillas On.

My Notion Of A Great Novel Is Something Like A Five-hundred-page Shaggy-dog Story, With Only The Punch Line Omitted.

Little Boys Love Machines; Girls Adore Horses; Grown-up Men And Women Like To Walk.

Every Moment Is Precious. And Precarious.