A Conservative Is A Man

A Committee Is A Thing Which Takes A Week To Do What One Good Man Can Do In An Hour.

The Average Woman Sees Only The Weak Points In A Strong Man, And The Good Points In A Weak One.

God Looked Upon His Work And Saw That It Was Good. That Is Where The Clergy Take Issue With Him.

If You Can't Answer A Man's Arguments, All Is Not Lost; You Can Still Call Him Vile Names.

Enthusiasm Is Like Having Two Right Hands.