A Bore Finds It Easy

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

If It Required Some Effort To Go From Today To Tomorrow, Some People Would Always Remain In Yesterday.

Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.