A Black Man Will Be

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.

I Have Four Jackets, Five Pants, Whatever, That Are All The Same. If You See U2 In Concert, They Wear The Same Thing Every Night. They Just Got A Bunch Of Them. Albert Einstein Used To Wear Brown Suits Every Day. Why Waste Brainpower On Something That Is Trivial?

Charlie Brown Is The One Person I Identify With. C.b. Is Such A Loser. He Wasn't Even The Star Of His Own Halloween Special.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.