A Batch Of Credit Cards

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.